“No one seems to know when it started, but this golf course has been over run by the animals living there. The greenskeepers have been able to keep the fairways clear, but the animals tend to latch on if you hit near them. This clingy behavior restricts your golf swing. On a positive note, they only stick to the last golfer, but I’d recommend avoiding them when you play there. Plenty of giggles and gaggles of animals through my round. I’m surprised, they didn’t follow me home!”